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“The rabble?” I asked facetiously, with my trademark roguish smirk. “Those were human beings?”

If you’re looking for a defensive lineman who uses his hands as grabbers, I’d suggest Albert Haynesworth.

“Bullshit...”

The only way Chris Christie regulates risk is by taking the escalator.

It’s good to see a Greek do the bailing for once.

A Viking allergic to seafood is pretty ironic. It’s like a Bear allergic to throwing FOUR FUCKING INTERCEPTIONS AGAINST THE GODDAMN PACKERS EVERY FUCKING GAME!

The Bulls are kicking themselves for not taking the same approach to Jordan for the 1993-1994 season.

It’s like Braveheart, only with more clogged arteries.

Lambda Lambda Lambda knows it’s no joke about the Musa Bility to liven up a party.

It’s not hard to look like a choirboy when you’re in the same city as Patrick Kane.

I haven’t seen bat play like that from an Italian since Casino.

“Why don’t you flatten someone your own size?”

Me personally, I stopped using vibrams and use Merrell Road Gloves now because I got tired of things getting stuck between my toes the fabric between my toes wearing out within 6 months.

Me personally, I stopped using vibrams and use Merrell Road Gloves now because I got tired of things getting stuck

El Tri... not to get your goddamn head kicked in, amirite?

“He could try fighting that decision in court...”

Chicagoans are familiar with out-of-towners getting hammered at Wrigley, we’re just not used to them being the Cardinals’ pitching staff.

I was going to say “... can dance!” You didn’t let me finish!

If you’re looking more for lightweight than super supportive. New Balance RC 1400 V2.

If you’re looking more for lightweight than super supportive. New Balance RC 1400 V2.

Every Eagles fan knows you can’t only count them out until Joe Walsh leaves.

I’m surprised a bear that big enjoys being a catcher.