Ragnar should know a real Viking hits the high seas to maximize booty.

I can’t not post this after a TC reference.

I didn’t know the circle of life had a right angle.

Next you’re going to tell me Dan Majerle’s tan wasn’t real.

I was 32 years old and staying at my sister-in-law’s for the nephew’s first birthday. I ended up having a few too many, so I was confused when I got up to go to the bathroom in the middle of the night. I couldn’t figure out whose house I was in, so I kept fumbling around for the door knob. Eventually, I found my way…

Throwing a punch while walking away is also the GOP alternative to Roe v. Wade.

Of course he appreciates questions considering his defense is that she was totally asking for it.

Weird, most NFL players wait until after they’re done playing to put little pieces of metal through themselves.

If Whitlock has a problem with coats, wouldn’t a tailor be more help?

He was left seeing stars... or whatever’s the closest thing on the Cleveland Indians’ roster.

[Reads article]

It’s funny that photo of Adolf Rupp turned out to be so iconic, considering the guy never wanted to be in a dark room.

An 8x10 autographed photo of Darren Daulton.

[cums]

So that’s why black people are so good at them?

How is this supposed to stop that selfish asshole from being late?

Three Colts fans are happy to see a bolt on the receiving end.

Kraft explained that ‘1’ and ‘2’ was on it.

My jokes are so funny they can violate the first amendment.

Jack Sauk is down too, but that’s just because of the firewater.