“OK, Barry, so who’s not 2B?”

Patrick Kane had planned on wearing stripes for the next few seasons regardless.

An adult man should know he’s renouncing all balls once he wears a mitt to the game.

Dude looks as lost as Helen Kellerman.

We know Chip Kelly will never go trump as long as the suit is spades.

“... and after his father died when he was 12...”

Nobody’s more Busch league than Wade Boggs.

You’re not incorrect.

As far as surfing memoirs go, I’d hate to be in Finnegan’s wake.

“The Oops of Hazard”

“After that great at-bat, it’s obvious Trout isn’t a blubbering waterhead like that guy who’s now walking to the plate.”

“Hit me like that again and you’ll know something.”

The guy has been lights out lately, but it’s doesn’t hurt that Kuato is telepathic.

If they were looking for someone to sell out, maybe try his uncle Gene.

The fact you quote yourself playing video games pushes this to 11.

My office is why I drink too much, but it has to wait ‘til afterhours.

Have you guys heard any rumors about Patrick Kane? I was surprised about the lack of coverage here, but then I realized nobody knows shit so you can’t post updates that don’t exist.

Follow-up question, are you hiring thirty-somethings who obviously spend too much time on non-work websites?

Are you guys allowed to drink in the office (like a Friday afternoon happy hour)? If not, where do you secretly drink in the office?

Gimme the benefit of the doubt—it’s more thinning than balding.