It’s really shameless, pedalling this monstrosity as a “sport."

As far as critics go, this is why Ebert was the all-time greatest:

His “unique” perspective isn’t all that unique if you read The Blaze comment sections.

Major League Asskicking

I am just going to assume you start everything you ever say with “As someone who’s about a scratch golfer...”

It gets worse.

My father would sing the orders into the drive-thru speaker. He was not the singing kind.

“That depends.”

Yeah, but if the new stadium is publicly funded, it’s going to be the taxpayers holding Buffalo’s mascot.

At least we know one of Barry’s bombs doesn’t need an asterisk.

“We certainly don’t want him to pay for the rest of his life for an incident that occurred in a bar.”

If Lynch was going to make a movie that’d get fans’ attention, you’d think he’d name it Just Don’t Fucking Pass First.

“Donovan was arrested for DUI at 2358 hours...”

Whenever someone on the internet says they have so much post, it turns out to be half that.

When it came to Seattle’s little bumps, it was always quantity over qaulity for Shawn Kemp.

The Tallahassee Republican has reported the alleged assault as a case of “Told You So.”

We’re certain Russ isn’t afraid of shots.

“You know what’s better than St. Louis? Absolutely nothing.”

Enough with the fireworks horror stories.

12. Bud Bowl.