“At least this guy asked for it.”

Nice twist with the circular eyes considering where these furballs call home.

Why did you cut the video before the police officer barrel rolls onto the field?

Fuck that mother from the baseball game. I mean, someone other than her dickless text-shaming husband. How does that absentee sack of shit not appreciate the incomparable joy that comes with catching a foul ball, no matter your age?

Funny, since it has been about 22 years since Tom Arnold ate a nasty-ass Barr.

Judging by that photo, he listened when I told him to eat shit.

It’s really sad, listening to someone accuse Blatter of having a snigger. Did we learn nothing from the whisper campaign against John McCain in 2000?

Huh, I thought sabermetrics had proven the uselessness of the gunt in today’s game.

If you’re going to wear orange, do it for a real reason, like Doc Gooden.

“Who the hell is Chuck Liddell?”

Did Auburn get a chance to match that offer?

I just revisited this classic this morning, thanks to a wandering mind and a slight hangover. The entire thing is perfect—his fart starting it off, the guys walking away, the fact it’s George goddamn Brett, the random question at the end. Just perfect.

Upon hearing that Kelly is oblivious to charges of racism, Daniel Snyder offered the Eagles all of Washington’s picks in the 2016 NFL Draft for him.

You don’t think players see what Thibs has done to Joakim? What he did to Luol (minus that whole “oops, sorry we fucked up and gave you a questionable spinal tap” thing)?

Today is the World Cup of corruption and Chris Wondolowski bribe his dog with a pocket full of beef jerky.

[watches video]

“What’s so special about this?”

A bit of poetic justice, considering the Alouettes watched their openly lesbian head coach leave for the NFL in 2013.

After the charges were dropped like a ton of bricks, Ray insisted they just fell down the stairs.

Meanwhile, Pete Carroll’s knee deep in thermite research.