Tell you what, I believe him, which is pretty crazy considering most of Sapp’s stories have a sticking point.

You know all of Mare Dibaba’s fans back home are starving for victory... and lunch.

Players need a hormone for that these days?!?

About time something positive falls from the sky.

Apparently this woman hasn’t seen Better Call Saul.

As a race director for a tiny 5K that provides half the working budget of a tiny cancer charity, I'm going to tell you that you're wrong. The race is an event, not unlike the countless other types of events organized by charities, to bring people together. It's a reason to give, since it's pretty clear people don't…

I'd ask what his father has to say, but Ronnie James Dio's been dead for awhile.

“Yet one of our players whiffs on PCP and he’s in the lineup the next fucking day!”

Wait... is it preparing to penetrate the sky god’s anus or is it on its way to pulling out of the sky god’s anus?

Am I the only one hoping this image leads to a photoshop contest?

I’ve had Bush Stadium on my chest since my early 20s (and on my back since my early 30s).

More like steeplecaught, amirite?

You’d think Sefolosha would know how to interact with the police since coaches have been telling him “Hands up! Don’t shoot!” for his entire career.

On Wednesday, Astros designated hitter Evan Gattis saw 17 pitches and struck out four times. Yesterday, Gattis saw 17 more pitches and struck out four more times.

If any Eaton is hard to top, it’s Mark.

Great, now Berman isn’t the only thing in Bristol desperate to get his mouth on some cans.

With that kind of powerlifting, how’d it take so long to throw off the British crown?

I guess this makes it OK when Jared Allen stole $24 million from ex-NFL GM Phil Emery?

Thing Ray Rice can hit: His wife.

a pretty blonde in a red dress, amply endowed, has herself a souvenir!