You know who really hates Cyclone fans? The Coney Island pavement.

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In his defense, she'd been seeing red all day.

Or you could just listen to my dad and snap out of it.

Pictured: Pittsburgh's attempts to keep Sidney in one piece have hit a new low.

Wreckless? Good, I'm tired of hearing about Oscar Taveras.

"Always thought it was puke or rally..."

Reed being full of shit also explains why I quit the clarinet.

Now if he could just save my grandmother from getting his catalog every goddamn day.

Cherokee Parks is still sore about waking up in that dumpster.

The Colts haven't had this much ammunition since Marvin Harrison left town.

"A behind-the-back alley-oop is nothing. Try getting past Apple security."

"... we're wondering about the new McMenu."

Just another reason for Chip to lick his lip(s)...

No props for Derrick Rose? Dude's been playing the "me ow" game in interviews for years.

This is only going to encourage Mark Sanchez in his search for a female Benjamin Button.

Shouldn't a story about the worthless Fed be on the Black Bag sub-blog?

When it comes to nasty Balkans, I think we can all agree Albanians are the worst.

As the saying goes, "Cobra Kai never die!"

"See? It's not as easy as it sounds!"