It's amazing this hasn't happened to Papa John, considering his own chain wants to choke him out.

I'm not sure the Sports Guru knows how a knuckleball works.

I always thought the high-water mark for Riley's time in New York was whenever Ewing stepped to the free throw line.

"Oh, I get it. In this one, Derrick Rose is dead?"

This is a bit much. Whenever a child soldier is photographed in Africa, do you really need or expect to hear from the 2015 Super Bowl Champion Seattle Seahawks?

I've thought to myself, "Wait, Jaromir Jagr is still in the league?" no less than six times.

As someone who trudged through the goddamn Eddie Robinson, Trenton Hassell, etc. years, I cannot bring myself to make jokes or laugh about this. It's unbelievable that this guy is broken beyond repair.

He made the same face when asked about Dumb & Dumber To.

Kyle the Worst's not a slut. She's just trying to improve.

BOOM! Just waiting to hear from all the haters after I said he didn't have the lungs to be a champion when he left for Miami...

As far as the rubber hitting the road, this is no worse than Jameis Winston's drive home.

"And, I mean, it always will be there until someone beats it."

"Sources within KG's camp were reassured after asking Milt Newton, 'I mean really, does anyone give a fuck?'"

How embarrassing. Anyone who lived through that terrible day should know it needs to be a Throwback Tuesday.

Come on, Barry. You know the Cleveland Browns always have the easiest schedule:

If the Knicks are prepared for anything, it's sending condolences to someone with a broken heart.

Surprised about the reaction from Sedins. I would've guessed they'd be twincensed.

Sounds more like a softball player.

Didn't see you beat me to it. Never forget.

"Hey Jerry, glad to see you again, buddy. Just make sure you don't use any of my towels."