Ferguson's used to getting treated like shit by dumbass white people.

Well, we know Detroit agrees with you.

Fuck Rudolph as a song. Dude gets shit on his whole life and then he's all a hero because he did a bunch of blow on Christmas Eve? If I were Rudy, I'd tell everyone, including my fatass boss, to go fuck themselves and try to fly that sleigh without me and my magic nose. Rudolph is a tragic character who should have…

Harbaugh won. Because he always wins.

And here I thought the mall closing was the worst thing to happen to the Sharper Image...

Let's be honest, Mr. Welch, anybody watching and/or participating in that press conference has already lost.

"It's like something from a bad reality show."

If he's having joint problems, can't the Dodgers send him to Seattle or Denver?

Considering the questions the commissioner gets about that shooting in 1992, this is way better than being mistaken for David Silver.

Bill Burr nails it, as usual:

Andrew Luck is a fantastic complimentary player. Rondo's more of a complementary player.

Well, if that picture is to be believed, he clearly knows something about beaver.

Ironic, 'cause he's currently on a sinking one.

Ol' McDonald had a farm, E-I-E-I-No Means Yes

Tough to tell who's the bald face liar.

"Hey guys, just be careful not to drop any of those bombs..."

Funny, when it comes to passing judgment, the NFL's usually the one being a total Gash.

If a Commodore wanted to do this, it should've been easy.

Oh, great. I bet this windbag know-it-all Hawkings has a theory of everything.

He's still behind your average Lions fan when it comes to taking a lickin'.