Where was the outrage when he hit her eight weeks ago?

"If a student-athlete's name or picture appears on playing cards..."

Every time I fly, I wish I could get a jag off the plane… especially someone who reclines his seat.

Of course the Krafts are tight with money—they know the value of a single.

So what? We already know Cutler enjoys being in something from a bad reality show.

But, miraculously, the VCR stopped blinking 12:00.

"Does this mean there's a highball offer?"

"Why couldn't someone tell me to stick to my guns?"

If he needed tips on the box, he should've just asked the girl on the rings.

The bookie initially tried to extort a wild Winger, but it turned out Kip's only vice was Diet Coke.

Jack, if you're going to emulate a former Cornhusker, you can do better than Richie Incognito.

"Bad things happen to Tony Romo's torso..."

Overheard among the protesters, this particular message had a way of personalizing Eric Garner's tragedy:

If only Buffalo could give up on the Bills.

Ironically, when I go to Perkins, it's to stop the blockage.

By now, I would've guessed Rocky would be the one prone to seizures.

What a dickhead!

Great. Now we're going to have the trolls heading over here looking for Watts porn.

It's about time we got a clear indictment of a defenseless tragedy.

If you owned a Geo Prism, I'd say you had at least one problem.