I can't get the video to work, so I'll assume it ended with Wendy signing a letter of intent with FSU.

If he's so against the pussification of America, what's he doing in the box seats?

I've never heard of "Honey Smackers" but I'm pretty sure the Jezebel crowd is going to lose its shit.

The last time we tried sneaking up on a Cuban it resulted in that Bay of Puigs disaster.

People treat Jason Collins like a goddamn folk hero, and here this athlete gets laughed at for throwing herself on a rug.

I've seen him come out for pregame warmups with his shoes untied...

Is Jan Brewer that disliked in the Hispanic community that she has to advertise her Facebook page in the A's' spring training facility?

She's also got a boner?

I watched the animated shorts with a group of decent individuals, and we all agreed the Mickey flick was nothing more than animated grabass. Mr. Dublot and Room on the Broom were clearly superior.

As far as the tendency to harshly penalize Asian players, perhaps Jeremy shouldn't have pee-peed in Joey Crawford's coke.

Pictured: Donruss hits new low with line of “Dated Dookie” trading cards.

“Who’s Bill and who gives a shit if he’s anti-gay? If anyone is going to keep Arizona from the Super Bowl, it’ll be me.”

I’m going to have to call bullshit on this. Why would this mysterious Russian push her into traffic when she clearly wanted a gig in sports?

So what? Wilt Chamberlain spent the better part of a half-century walking around with a weapon of mass destruction.

Into the Blue Balls

For the Mrs., it's more like dick surfBORED, amirite?

I hope Ben realizes the chardonnay and John Mayer only mask the pain when a beaver gets dicked over.

"Really? The worst?"

Damn, beat me to it...

Jesus Christ, Daedalus, let it go.