Little too close to home.

"Bar games, spanked" was my journal entry every Friday night in college.

More salt in the wound for Ben Johnson, who refused to end his deal with Joose.

If any ex-NBA scoring champ was going to make it with the Skeeters, Wilt Chamberlain would’ve.

Today being today, can’t we appreciate how far Incognito went to make sure Martin’s sister felt special?

“I’m not sure I want to live in a world where every professional athlete is in better shape then I am.”

Just a little harmless fun—which will be missed dearly when we meet the stoner-philosopher of the 2022 World Cup.

LeBron James Ruins The Warriors

If that's what you call a tantrum, Nate Robinson must have a horrible temper.

“Oh, my glob? Look who I just found!"

“Let’s dip this one in the bud right now."

You are the typical Bridgeport meatball Bears fan, only, instead of drunkenly rooting for mediocre football, you drop tired, obvious digs at an entire city.

Huh, I would've expected something like this at Brandis University, but Florida? Really? I thought they were better than that.

Guy who doesn't know Tim Duncan is an idiot when it comes to sports? HOT TAKE, Jim.

I'm embarrassed that I still smoke occasionally (a pack a week or so) and was a heavier smoker for 12 years. I've been running 25-35 miles a week for the past three years. I know smoking is killing me, but I only really feel it in my running when I smoke that day or rip through 15 the night before.

This is awesome. One question:

Just one question: How far can you pun... Oh, 45 yards. Thanks!

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Follow-up: Who in the office has the M&M jar? And how much of your dead wiener skin/pubic dust is in it?