Drew never washes his hands after taking a piss, right? I know I'm right.

And here I thought the appeal of Brazilian whacks was the smooth finish.

Gels are right below water-bottle belts on my list of things I will never understand.

Honest question: Are these complications things that can be remedied or minimized through increased (or proper) training—in a way to normalize running for 3-4 hours?

I prefer my Chernobyls telegraphed.

A positive tirade? Never heard of it.

I would have liked to show you my disgusting tooth implants, but I only paid her for an hour.

That's a terrible way to spell Bryan Adams.

Maybe if he wasn't spending every goddamn minute with some cripple in a helmet, the Emperor wouldn't have a son so desperate for attention.

"You know who can't make it happen when it's not there?"

Grumbling Grambling's Gambit a Gamble

Pictured: Jones proposes doubleheader after dropping double heater.

As a lifelong Chicagoan, let me be the first to say FUCK YOU! I'm so sick of all these fake fans who just pretend to be all loyal and shit.

What a bunch of ungrateful, spoiled athletes. When's the last time a bus boycott actually did anything?

Rice 'n those assholes are going to kill that poor girl.

John Rocker is rolling over in his grave.

Leave it to a Cav to make a bad decision.

If you're calling Rask the next Buckner, you're an idiot. The dude played his team into this series for five out of the six games. He gets beat by a great pass and a deflection in 17 seconds, shit happens. If this series showed anything, it was two insanely even-matched teams beating on one another and a few rolls…

Love, love this. Let him be...

He sits in the right hand of the Father.