C.C. Sabathia's Not Dying Last Night Earned Him A Face Full Of Barbecue Sauce

... and at night in North Carolina it gets pitch black.

Considering that dog's asshole looks like a guy, it's only fitting we now have an asshole who looks like a dog.

NBFD. I make a fourth chin every offseason.

Pictured: "Bump the Schwab?"

Wait, so those burly assholes in Chicago aren't making a statement on gay rights?!

Wait, when did Bald Bull get Bell's palsy and a piece?

Usually when you hear about something "soundly thrashing Panama," it means mosquitos were a bitch in the 1900s.

What the hell does Lord Baelish's brother with the drinking problem know about NBA basketball?

Fuck this. Making me type more and shit... Repeat post just because it's almost 1 and I need an answer.

If Chris Johnson thinks he can beat Bolt, he's gotta be extra confident against Gatlin, considering his inability to evade the authorities.

Oh, the quiet room exists. It's just more of a small wooden phone booth.

To: Steve Phillips
From: Todd Hundley
Monday, June 13, 1997 1:24 AM

On the face of it, Karl's departure leaves the Nuggets organization with a scar.

Wait, when did Kirk Cameron have a stroke?

Huh. Considering the rumors, I would've guessed Troy would be more interested in a bone/Marrow transplant.

Apparently this asshole didn't call Hawaiian Brian's. Owen Tu'Pittsburgsucksfuckyou is a stone-cold badass.

+2 for besting me in timing and execution

Live-action foosball is as ugly as imagined.

If he wanted his dick smashed by a piece of taut leather, he could've just called.