No joke here.

Jesus, guys, maybe a little NSFW warning next time a bear is sucking on camera?

Man is Whitlock going to be pissed when he finds out Eleven Rings is not about donuts.

After stuffing the cash in an envelope and sliding it under the GMs door, he simply said, "Affeldt it was the right thing to do."

Sister.

If you had to, what's the largest falafel you could eat? Soccer ball-sized? I'm thinking I could eat a soccer ball's worth of fried chick peas.

10. Ariel Castro. Boy, he does NOT seem like a good dad.

Talk about your oversized floaters!

What a bunch of bros — always laughing when a trip to second base ends with a Shocker.

"I feel like a piece of me is missing."

@ChinksMcGee

Madison or Louisville

I've not only gotten texts about people being fucking WEIRD at sports...

Yeah, dude had balls big enough to know he wasn't needed. Jesus, I can say this without an ounce of irony for once: Fuck yeah, America (esp. Boston).

So.... Fenton! in reverse?

I wonder if anyone told Yogurt that he should stick to Schwartz?

I wonder if anyone told the personalized license plate guy at Itchy & Scratchy Land that he should stick to Borts?

I wonder if anyone told Tobias Fünke that he should stick to jorts?

I haven't seen a jack that far out of bounds since Cory Milano got on the internet.

#bigboyproblems