Herbie the Hate Bug

And a follow-up question:

Still more of a Team Edward guy.

Just imagine what would happen against a Bundesliga team.

Man, I'm sick of the stereotype about San Fran being a great place when you want brains and don't give a shit how you get it.

Getting caught giving Brian a six-year, $39 million contract is the Cardinal Sin for most basketball executives. Jerry West is not most basketball executives.

Dipshit #1: Man, [Pictured] is exactly why I fucking hate those people. They are better athletes than us. They always have some ridiculously extravagant jewelry that they probably stole or got from selling drugs. And all they do is sit around and drink and shit.

Tug McGnaw

"He leaned over and said, 'I'll have a Laura Palmer.' Then he winked, murdered his daughter and threw her body in the river."

Considering the team's payroll, it looks like "Free the Marlins" is exactly what Jeffrey Loria's got in mind.

There better be an 11-year-old girl in that trash can.

+Iowa's "Great Lakes"

Sure, it doesn't have a ton of views, but you knew Diaw's numbers would suffer without Steve Nash directing the show.

Considering what Jeffrey Loria's kindness has meant to the Blue Jays, it's only fitting this guy chucks a 12 pack in his direction.

I prefer the The Sun's headline:

...his body wasn't quite finished flying.

It's not surprising Adidas is all over this, considering how Ware's story fits the urban legend about the company's name meaning All Day I Dream About Shins.

It's only natural that he would have a sore back, what with all that guilt constantly on his shoulders, weighing him down every single second of every single day.

Probably made for a better story than if you had contacted Alan Thicke, in which case you would've just experienced growing pains.

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