Oh Joe Swanson, you have fallen lower than the bottom of your wheelchair.

This is interesting to me because I became pescatarian in the last year for moral reasons and people like to pick fights about it with me too. Some along the same lines as your skittles example, and others like “But you don’t care about the FISH?!!”

a real dandy!

Lookin’ like Grandma Yetta on a cold day.

Dying.

The fuck? When did we stop throwing red paint on these people?

Naw, it’s just as shitty for Canucks and Russians to wear fur as it is for anyone else.

This needs more stars.

That calendar turned out swimmingly.

I prefer them unoxidised (it’s bad for the liver), so I get them straight from the local card shop’s warhammer nights. They are frequently pickled in Monster, but I try to find the ones who prefer beer.

Nuh unh. Don’t you dare. She’s a cool chick. Not like those other whiny chicks who complain about pussy grabbing and sexism.

Soundtrack is v. good.

I am not very big on indy, but I loved all the songs on it. And Sam’s right, New Slang did change my life!

It’s like a golden dick-et

Men love their dicks too much to admit that there’s actually skill involved. We should be grateful for what we get!

*fires up the spit roaster*

Maybe men should stop being so fucking terrible but simultaneously forcing their way into power and we would stop talking about it.

I’ve seen the comments section on Gizmodo. I’ll take an echo chamber over that.

This is sarcasm right? Complain about something that isn’t sexism, call it sexism and then leave a pissy comment and tell us we need to get laid. The amount of stupid and levels of unawareness your comment has is hilarious.

Here is the world’s tiniest violin playing in tribute to your tears.