tomservosmechanicalheart
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tomservosmechanicalheart

Do you know when people cry? When they give up.

ACTUALLY you can be upset and also still plan to take action.

Well, how about we start speaking civilly to one another? How about we have empathy for the fact that people are upset and scared and worried and pissed off? How about we act like the adults we demand others to be?

But could we all stop with the fucking crying about it?

Dude, no. There are people with legitimate concerns about the future of America, let alone their safety and security, and these concerns are directly related to having this successful con-man elected. And yes, he is a con-man; he cons people into thinking he’s a successful businessman, he cons people into thinking

*fart noise*

🙄

Welp. Here we go. Time to find out if our democracy is really as resistant to demagoguery as we all believed.

After inescapably hearing it every weekend wile traveling I started to hear auditory hallucinations where needle in the bed started sounding like bread, “get you out of my head, eat alot of bread, gonna wind up dead”

We can all enjoy whatever music we goddamn choose to, I say!

you’re the ONLY one allowed to @ me

There’s nothing conspicuous about it. They can’t even jokingly make fun of them.

I actually love the version of “Cheap Thrills” that doesn’t have Sean “More dan Goiled” Paul in it.

“Can we make it a hair more ‘edgy’? Can we make it just, like, a SMIDGE more menacing? New plans on my desk Monday morning.”

I am a Supernatural fan and often have fantasies about Lucifer or Crowley (or both). I’m sure I’m headed to hell. 

This, but with a twist - what if I fall UP the stairs and break all my teeth after years of braces?

I’ve seen more than a few “glad I don’t live in North Carolina” posts in the thread. You guys do realize they elected a Dem governor, right? Like, the only state to do so this cycle while other states like fucking Vermont where electing Republicans, right? And some of this as sharing this from so-believed “blue

Stains 4evah.

I am a very clumsy person and I always worry if today is the day I will smash my face and lose a tooth. And I am always having dreams about my teeth falling out while talking to someone. It’s the worst ever!!