I tripped earlier and I just had this picture in my head that I was going to go face first into the sidewalk and lose all my teeth and if that happened would anyone care and oh my god I look terrible someone help me please.

My current working theory is that god is a vicious cunt filled with internalized misogyny.

What if there is an afterlife and I die and God is reviewing my life and looks over Her glasses and wearily says “Dude, really?”

My mom routinely texts me at 7:30/8AM on weekends and I’m like, “ARE YOU HIGH? ON WHAT PLANET AM I EVER WAKE BEFORE 11AM ON A SATURDAY.” The weekend is for sleeping in.

Dealing with Subcontractors and How to Motivate Them: A Death Star Story

I still need to see the Lifetime movie they did together. Is it streaming anywhere?

Reminds me of the time, years ago, when the UK Labour government not only stopped work on building a new strategic bomber, but ordered that the plans be destroyed so the incoming Conservative government couldn’t resuscitate the program (programme?).

Gotta love how the last election, which got us a Dem Gov, AG, and new Supreme Court justice, has Republicans trying to cheat so they can cement themselves into power. They know the tide is turning and rather than coming to grips with the fact that their ideologies are fully at odds with over 50% of the state…

“An unforeseen event awakens Pratt’s character, who makes the crude decision to wake up Lawrence’s character as well for companionship”

I’d have had her character immediately murder his character for “waking” her. There, sounds like a better movie already.

I mean you’re so right! Peggy just -lead- Steve on, promising him dancing, when she should have been like Natalie Dormer’s char and just lifted her legs up behind her ears. I mean, after all, he IS Captain America, just because she’s British doesn’t mean fuck all. America saved England in WWII! Even though the only…

Same as Bowie, Alan Rickman, and Patty Duke. All died in 2016 as well.

While I don’t revel in the death of a human (Trump et.al excepted) I’m ok with this. Im friends with Gilbert Gottfried and Gil says Alan was a total shit to work for. Ungreatful, unkind, etc. He said he did Wife Swap mainly to show what an asshole Alan still was.

Apparently 8mm at a time..

Re:Kanye-can we please regard him for the self aggrandizing huckster, he always was. It can be argued that everyone from Elvis on was a phony; this FUCKING GUY is not. He has total control over his career since he starte making bank. You cannot say he is media savvy, year still naive to trump. Ye knows what he’s…

Secretary of the Interior

According to the New York Times, which obtained the suit, Curanaj met Ailes at a dinner in 2011 where she was with New York state senator Gregory R. Ball; shortly after, she was brought into the network for an interview. Ailes asked her to stand up and turn around so that he could see her “from behind,” during the…

He is so gross.