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This is probably an unpopular opinion, but...they’re not wrong.

As if the worst insult is not having total control over my woman to prevent her from screwing other guys. I’d rather she screws me because she wants to, not because I control her.

Thank you for being supportive and funny, and unfortunately very correct, my friend.

That fuckin’ term really drives me bananans, too!

The alt-right (neo-nazis) are triggered man-babies that need a safe space from dealing with reality.

This may fall on deaf ears, being grey, and not a prolific commenter, but can you please not cross post this to Giz?

 The Craft. Lara Craft.

I call bullshit. Everyone knows you need at least four witches to cast decent spells, so unless you’re going to produce another potential witch I won’t listen to this theory.

i thought all models just spontaneously combusted and died at age 25?

WHO’S hosting the show? Sorry, I can never, ever let go of a joke.

I used to watch it with my mom. We’d make popcorn and sit on the couch, and it was like, lady-bonding night. Weird to see it everywhere now!

That shit cracks me up. And they call them chocolate diamonds, like they’ll pull an Emperor’s New Clothes and just fool everyone.

I bought my own diamond ring and it had nothing to do with love and everything to do with my own vanity. My husband hates that I bought it myself but he wasn’t stepping up and I waaaanted one. So there.

I’m living for this thread.

I guess the show is like an old, familiar friend.

I like Allison’s dress too. It does kind of gives her the illusion of being bigger up top than she is but she’s small so she can afford it.

It went the way of the milkman and the paperboy.

Who could of predicted this would be a hit. I mean whatever happened to predictability?

I’m so glad it’s not just me, but I’m always down with a velvet jacket. I just bought myself a black velvet biker jacket, in fact, and I LOOOOOOVE it.