hell, hungry.

Evan Rachel Wood’s suit is incredible. How did Alison Williams get her styling and makeup so wrong? Lily Collins looks like Miss Havisham the day after she’s been left at the altar.

I’m still not convinced that Tobey Maguire and Topher Grace are different people.

DAMMIT.

oh no I’m so sorry Meegatee! I’m always torn between being open on twitter, posting selfies and slightly personal things, but then I get worried about things like that. I’ll try to find you on the ‘gram - your dogs are the cutest (besides jia’s, duh sorry...)

Craft thread!

And pun writing contests!

My Republican brother-in-law, who I always thought was a George Will sort of Republican, voted for Trump and has become more obnoxious about his preference in the last few years, is now basically dead to me. This is super hard because I love him, but I just can’t with his politics.

I’ll be your huckleberry! How do we do this?

hi! I, too, am new here (made a kinja profile the day after the election after reading Jez for years and years). I have a Twitter but find it kind of mystifying, but would happily be friends there. I’m always looking for more strong, cool, inspiring, funny women to connect with, now more than ever!

Find me on twitter. It’s my kinja name (without the -kinjad thing attached to it.) Warning, it’s depressing as fuck bc its mostly about Syria and BLM and the general horseshit we’re all experiencing now. But we can snark each other. Lord knows I need friends....

I’m headed to Mr. Bells’ huge fancy office holiday party tomorrow night. I got a sexy red Ralph Lauren dress for like $40 from some Amazon reseller and I feel swanky as fuck.

Still. At. Work. :(

Anyone else following the Sara Gruen/Hatchimal debacle?

Ladies, I’m “new” here. I’ve commented a few times and I’ve been reading Jezebel for years now. I don’t know if this is allowed, and I feel fairly pathetic for even putting it out there.

If you’re feeling super adventurous, DIY your own fucking piñata and fill it with all the beauty products. TWO PRESENTS IN ONE.

Make sure to play lots of lady Gaga for rich. Or rick, whatever his name is. someone turn this into a pissing contest!

You ever know that you’ve really fucked your entire life up? And the life of your husband? And the life of your child? I’ve been sobbing at my desk for the last 3 hours. I’m nearly 30 and I have everything I thought I ever wanted. And I’m miserable. I’ve never had so much self loathing and that’s really saying…

If I were at this party I would message Tom every time I ordered another drink.

Good for her. I’ve never seen the show but it is her right to negotiate for the salary she wants.