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Is that thing on James Marsden really a tie? It doesn’t seem to go around his neck, and there isn’t a knot. it looks like a piece of fabric was just taped on to his shirt, or someone colored a stripe on to the photo. Also, how is there no mention of Jason Patric, (who I will always have a bit of a crush on), standing

Exactly. I’m an unstable 29 year old- I’m extremely ready to watch my rich counterparts dynamite their lives to pieces.

This has Redbox written all over it for me. Especially since I can drink at home while watching.

I was rooting for them from the beginning. Humans are overrated.

Yep. I will pay $4 to rent it on-demand, but not see it in theaters. Usually I’m pleasantly surprised at the movies I watch on my couch with wine (like Bad Moms), but I did NOT like the movie about Zac Efron and Adam Whatshisface getting wedding dates. It was tacky. I love Aubrey Plaza and Anna Kendrick and was sorely

Start rooting for the apes? I have been for a while.

War for the Planet of the Apes 2017: In which we all kind of start rooting for the apes.

Can we get Caesar to do something about Trump?

Oooohhhh dis gon be good

“Movie for a rained-out ballgame presents...”

Lucky. All the shows about people my age are filled with fake housewives. I’ve never seen even 1 of those women mop a floor or do laundry. Sure, I know mopping is boring but, still.

Yep, that’s what I was thinking too. Same with the movie I’m watching tonight, Bad Moms. My daughter is going to sleep over at my sister’s so I’m going to get some snacks & rent it on demand. I’m sure it will be terrible but that’s a chance I’ll take. It’s cold tonight, by FL standards, so I’m not going out. I’d

Samsies.

These people seriously live and die by, ‘If you repeat a lie often enough, people will believe it.”

like most office Christmas parties that don’t involve Alan Rickman

Definitely wish this was released on demand like now. I would even pay a lot to rent it! Like theater ticket money! Just while I’m at home and tipsy

This should have been an option. Sure I’ll watch it eventually when it’s incredibly convenient for me, like when it’s on cable.

So Real World but these are unstable 30 year olds instead of unstable 20 year olds?

I agree with you and look I have a love for the South that my Cali folks don’t understand. There’s something about sitting down and having a good laugh with a strong Southern woman, the way neighbors know and look out for each other and dammit hospitality but I was frustrated as hell when my family would warn men not

She’s the one he never talks about so probably not an asshole. He feels she’s letting down the side.