I’m not a Soundgarden pedant and it annoyed the hell out of me.

I was anticipating a Sarah Palin seizure wherein she says he listens to “All the music. All of it.” Or a Gary Johnson meltdown where she stares into the middle distance for an uncomfortable amount of time, then says, “Carrot.”

That’s her!

They are all picking up his speech ticks. Get used to hearing this from top government officials now.

“He believes in individual liberty and freedom of expression and the first amendment”

I read some article about her where her mom Marla said something along the lines of “I was blessed to be able to raise Tiffany pretty much on my own.” Who knew that Marla was the smartest of the Trump wives!

She was part of #richkidsofinstagram, which was pretty insufferable. It doesn’t make her an irredeemable asshole, though, just a little less sympathetic.

i respect myself too much to ever see this film.

She didn’t actively work on her father’s campaign or transition, which automatically makes her the best Trump. 

And I will read every single page of her memoir.

Judging by the dodging of kissing him, I’m judging her as grossed by him as much as I am so am classing her as not an asshole. The patronising pat on the arm is just beautiful.

I think at that point it’s schroedingers cat. She hasn’t been a big part of the campaign unlike her siblings but it’s unclear how much of that was her choice or if trump just didn’t want her to be a part. She gave a speech at the rnc but it was kind of lukewarm, but who can say if it was because she doesn’t really…

I just feel actively bad all the time

I feel actively bad for Tiffany.

Chris Cornell is a dildo and Soundgarden should have stayed dead and buried, but old school Soundgarden was great.

Why do I get the strange feeling that Tiffany Trump did not vote for dear ol’ orange dad?

“...Black Hole Son...”

I’m a middle aged husband/father, yet I still giggled like a 10 year old at this. Thanks Stig, I needed that this morning.

He smells like heat and friction, from spinning in his grave so fast.