Just make sure it’s not a MAGA hat. Eating one of those may be fatal.

he did talk about “clean coal” for a good while on the campaign, and we all know that’s totally a thing and completely not made up.

A person who knows how to condimize garments.

I don’t even know what to say anymore. I just don’t.

It’s basically just shit all the way down, isn’t it? He just keeps going and going and going and each choice is worse than the last one.

Okay fine I edited it and put in a less gross one.

Oh girl

Same!

I know! I feel bad that I am so excited to watch the free-fall disaster that will be Nick Viall as bachelor because I worry that my viewing confirms what the producers already know: shitshows are ratings gold. Ugh why am I such a bad person!?

I totally forgot until reading this that Nick Viall is the Bachelor this season. THIS WILL BE SUCH A TRAINWRECK/SO GOOD.

good brag

Don’t you mean “I have a feline this thread...”?

Encouraged my google search curiosity and oversharing gene.

That’s a serious feliney she just committed.

She doesn’t look at all like a cat, actually.

I was just about to ask you about that.

Fuck you and my stupid pathological need to google things.

How about Mark Burnett stages the inauguration as a mashup of his programs? Trump is dropped into an actual shark tank that’s on a desert island and he screams until his voice is gone and we see if he’s a survivor.

YOU ARE EVIL PERSONIFIED!