Goddamn you Servo.

I never even heard of this but I’m sorry I looked it up. It’s creepy as fuck. Jesus!

I’m pretty sure we’re going to end up with some kind of President/Oval Office reality show at some point. Something like “America’s Next Intern” where the winner gets an internship and enough money to pay off their student loans.

Good Gravy. Where?!?!

Me too.

I understand completely. When I was younger, I got so much comfort from the Anne of Green Gables books. I would read and reread them constantly.

I like iCarly. No one over the age of 12 should like Wizards of Waverly Place. It’s such a shitty Harry Potter rip off.

You were wrong and must suffer the wrath of annoying teen wizards.

Watch Wizards of Waverly Place?

Initially, I read the headline, thought this was about Selena Gomez, and was very confused. Wine and Jez sometimes don’t mix.

Yep! I don’t have the album, but every time a banger comes on the radio and it turns out to Beiber, I just nod and shake my head in pleasant surprise. He’s still a POS, but the producers and mixes he did were fun.

Sorry, one more thought: I obviously don’t listen to the radio, but I know one thing about those asshats: I saw when they won their Grammy (or one of?), and the lead douchebro proceeded to thank everyone EXCEPT Janelle Monáe, who was featured on the song and sitting right there! Unacceptable. That entire group has a…

Huh, I had actually forgotten about fun.*

*dear god, is that how they stylized it!?

It’s a legit banger, on the real. And the music video was cute too. I’m also loving “Let Me Love You” lately. Yes, I know, I’ll show myself out.

Ok, but keep in mind I am a country fan so I am wearing pointy toed boots and probably have a knife.

This is the best explanation for their existence.

They’re Linkin Park for the 20-teens.

They are like fun. in the Upside Down