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Can we talk about how it is my personal opinion that Twenty One Pilots and Lukas Graham (the band?!) are both terrible therefore the Grammys are terrible

AND THE BEST RESTAURANT OMG

Right, because human beings are incapable of distinguishing homographs with context clues, and it’s important that we avoid offending everyday Latin speakers by bastardizing their language. Don’t be an ass.

It can be the pilot for the TV version of The Best Restaurant in New York!

One of my favorite Gawker Media stories of all time.

Westworld Season 2 subplot IMO.

That story made me deeply uncomfortable. I understand being a journalist might put you into some very dark and dangerous situations but that was too much for anyone to endure.

Holy shit. Secondiby this idea.

A lot of Shrill doesn’t seem like it would dramatize well, but I would looooove to see Lindy vs. Comedy Bros staged.

Yaaaay, Lindy! Get ‘em, girl!

So cool! Still miss Lindy around here.

YES! (I gave Shrill to my daughter as part of her 22nd birthday present, and have adored Lindy since her Seattle Weekly days. <3)

Fuck yes ! #teamLindy

If you’re lucky enough to be a Southerner, you’re born with this knowledge written into your genetic code.

Too Young to Be a Dad starring Paul Dano was incredible.

I’m assuming the Venn diagram between “people who love the VS fashion show” and “people who post #fitspo on Instagram” is basically a circle? It’s the fashion equivalent of a pumpkin spice latte.

My mom and I had an entire weekend when I was like 15 where we binged a “You Can’t Trust Your Relatives” movie marathon on Lifetime. The one I remember laughing at the most was when Delta Burke’s teenage son was abusing her. IT WAS THE BEST/WORST THING EVER.

The original Mother, May I Sleep with Danger? is a work of ART. The remake can die in the dumpster fire that is 2016.

Wasn’t he always?

I mean..