My fiance’s only other significant relationship was with a woman who shares my first name. We called her “Other [Name]” and I will admit to regularly seeking out stories to verify that I am the Supreme [Name]. I find it very gratifying that his family apparently did not like her OR her family, but they love me and…

Yeah. We’re not, like, best friends, but I am friendly with my husband’s exes that I know. They are fine people.

That’s interesting because I’m also totally cool with being friends with my girlfriend’s exes as long as they don’t contact me or her or look at me or her or exist on Earth.

Generally, I try to keep abreast of things (ha, ha.) But I’m not even going to watch this one. Among the most toxic legacies of Donald Trump’s campaign is the precedent he has set for the amount of bald-faced lying a person can get away with in a Presidential campaign....

As they say, game recognize game.

Is this a political ad or the next season of House of Cards? It’s the same font and everything

If the chicken wings are raw and dripping juices I pay the cake.

Do they have an actor cast for Charles Wallace yet? I imagine he would be the hardest to cast because his character is so young.

I read that in Danny DeVito’s voice.

ok the dress i know how to get, but HOW DO I GET HIM TO PUT A RING ON IT

I am filled with regret and heartbroken for those I have hurt.

There’s like a CMA awards every two weeks right? I swear that’s what it feels like.

As a childless old hag, I take zero responsibility for any societal decay.

Nice, but ewwww.

Dude has some scandalous chin cleavage going on too, don’t leave that out.

Just mutter “whores, all of you” at anyone who side-eyes you

A quick google search shows that he’s got some pretty legit chin cleavage going.

I would totally wear a slutty Erick Ericson costume, but I don’t know if it would resonate with the other parents....

considering how misogynistic mainstream porn can be, in regards to hetero relationships you can’t really compare unless the women are watching a lot of misandrist porn that degrades and humiliates men and solely concentrates on the woman’s pleasure and ignores or delegitimises the man’s pleasure. even then because of…

I think many of us are thinking about an answer to that that will be unpopular to air....