Off topic, but I am the only person I know who liked your documentary about finding those crystal alien skulls. Everyone says it was terrible but I was happy for you when you were reunited with your only not annoying lover and your surprise son. I'm sorry he went so crazy and wears a bag on his head. I don't want to…

DONT YOU MEAN PHALLUSY

I’VE BEEN HERE SINCE BEFORE ERIN GLORIA RYAN! WHERE’S MY FUCKING T-SHIRT?!?

Stassa had those Try Guys covered:

But where is the trail going?

Whaaaaa....? I’ve been MIA with a new job. What’s happening??

I’m @MurphysVagina

I did it! I am GingerIsAConstruct, @GingerConstruct

I’m not an ally, I can’t even get out of the fucking greys.

FINE I made one and it is all your fault, Trixie!! Save the Mayotee? I’m GingerConstruct. Who else can I follow that is a Jezzie?

How would that work, exactly? I’m a 19th century historian, I don’t understand Twiiter.

Shit, I’ve had this name since 2007 and it was specifically chosen for commenting on Jezebel. Not like I make more than 6 comments a year, and half of those are on Deadspin, but I want my recognition!

I am also going to be going through some serious hurt if Jezebel gets killed so soon after the too good for this earth…

Never change, Trixie!

Honestly, a guy on this blog who comments about equality / gender relations but can’t take a joke about being a man... that would be so like rain on your wedding day.

And when I buy them, I proclaim so that all women in shouting distance can hear that NO, THESE ARE NOT FOR MY SIGNIFICANT OTHER. THESE ARE FOR THE EVERYWOMAN. AS LONG AS THEY TELL ME HOW AWESOME AND WOKE I AM.

only the ones who respond to criticism w/ “how do u no im a dude”

/curtsies :D

We'll be silentl in the background, continuing to learn about women daily.

No true feminist.