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Buncha tryhards if you ask me.

ahem

don’t worry, they’ll tell us where they fit on the list

Somewhat relevant:

#37 is the dudes who like to take their time to explain in the comments how they, men, would approach a situation if they were women. They deserve praise for edumacating women to what the right decision is to do.

What a wasteful mess of a movie. Between the teenaged girls in the audience (many dressed like Harley) loudly aaaawwww-ing at the romanticized depiction of the fucked up and abusive Joker/Harley relationship (seriously wanted to puke in my popcorn bucket), the way two women get punched in face on screen not while

I had to roll my eyes listening to dude bro’s explaining why Harley just had to be in the tiniest pieces of clothing as if it was something important to her character rather than a dumb, boring trope employed by lazy hacks.

I already said this on an Io9 forum, but it bares repeating: Harley Quinn was terrible. I like Margot Robbie, so this may have less to do with her acting and more with the terrible writing or directing, but her character is so one dimensional, it’s almost cartoonish. Her character is basically one long running gag of

She’s built way too much like a 51-year-old linebacker to jump around and squeal in her smoker’s baritone, “I’m getting maaarrried!! Can you believe it???” So over it/her.

That would make sense if someone forced this marriage on her. Why does she have to be so middle school about it? If she played everything cool, no one would be looking at her with side-eyes. Lu is just too much this season.

i think the tour would be much more believable if she wasnt coked out of her gills all season lol

A: because for whatever reason “we” hate Taylor Swift and therefor she is in the wrong, no matter what.

Also I still don’t understand why Taylor swift is not allowed to be angry...he never played the song...the music video was disgusting...and he called her a bitch and claimed he made her famous...Kanye was never shown in the video he secretly recorded relaying those lyrics...

Needs more bacon! Bacon, bacon, bacon! 😉

What’s with this, Dukes Mayonnaise? I can’t tell the difference between miracle whip or mayo and now my family is telling me I have to use Dukes? Is there something wrong with my pallete? I seriously can’t taste any difference after tasting all of this white goopy products.

Dunno, that cat looks wry to me.

I have only recently discovered Duke’s and will never go back.

That looks so refreshing. I genuinely wish I liked tomatoes. Like, at all.

I want to marry Sourdough and then eat it. Sourdough is the only thing in life I love. Well, and cats. Sourdough cats.