Fuck it, this is me now. Let me just ask my Nephew

Fuck. This is going to be me in the not-too-distant future.

That—is perfect.

LMAO

It’s a chat room on AOL 3.0. A/S/L?

I would be quite amused to see Cary Grant described as “some dude.” Or even better, a picture with a caption along the lines of “Katharine Hepburn and friend...” as when paparazzi don’t know the name of the person accompanying the celebrity.

I'm supporting your people!!! (Truthers, not M Fox)

you are describing date rape. i went to college and drank too, but i never got anyone drunk and raped them. i guess the difference isn’t alcohol but the ability to see the opposite sex as actual human beings rather than fuckholes, or something.

Word. And giving a blow job with a stuffy nose? And yet I have never, ever had this problem when going down on a woman.

And those doing a dick aren’t squashed into some dude’s probably unwashed ass when doing 69? Unless you’ve done as many bjs as you’ve eaten pussies, I don’t think I’m going to trust your comparative analysis.

I am not understanding a lot of the replies here that are pro that product. Which really makes me curious about how people go down on ladies.

I am wondering if I have been receiving oral this whole time because I haven't had anyone come up gasping for air like they are drowning.

Thank goodness it’s completely unnecessary to breathe while sucking a dick.

Fuck me: someone’s created a device to facilitate breathing while cunnilingusing, but no one’s create an anti-gagging device for felating??!!

wow.... no ones picking americana.... guess im the only american around here

Wow, that fucking sucks. I hope you’ve moved on to bigger and better things. Fuck that guy.

Man here, who hires, promotes and sets dress policy (NOT at BofA).

As someone who cannot find a middle ground between sexy and scruffy (the elusive “smart” which I believe has more to do with body shape than anything else) I feel your pain and proclaim that jerk a complete and utter prick.

*virtual hugs*