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WHAT THE SHIT

Jesus Christ. See how I made that about me? We’re all terrible. Let’s get back to you

SUE! That’s a solid case for a discriminatory work environment.

This made me want to cry, so I’ll tell you mine in solidarity.

Well, it is your fault. Should have been wearing a Hijab. Maybe you’ll learn for next time.

I was told that my well-fitting, tailored slacks from Banana Republic were inappropriate for work (presumably because I have a small waist and a big ass, and my body’s existence made other people uncomfortable).

Funny how a man’s boner became your problem. (Head explodes love in the classic movie ‘Scanners’)

Probably. I wish it weren’t

what in the actual fuck

I once got reprimanded because my pants and shirt changed position slightly while I walked, allowing about 1/2" of my middrift skin showing before I fixed it. Of course I failed to fix it before passing someone else in the hall, who complained to my boss.

That truly sucks. Hope you are in a better job now. Filing a lawsuit can be more trouble than its worth but in my expert legal opinion (I watched a lot of Law and Order), you may have a discrimination case there.

And the answer to that is always yes. Yes he will have a boner and yes he will be mad. Then when he gets old he’ll be even madder that he doesn’t have a boner anymore. Please don’t ask me how I know these things

EEOC + ATTORNEY sue the fuck out of them. U need to document that shit as it occurs file complaints with HR. Every VP & exec I worked with was constantly looking to avoid getting sued for harassment but they generally weren’t touchy feely rapists in suits. Sorry you had to deal with that shit. I hope you sued them. If

if you need any legal advice, i can ask around my office (i work at a law firm) and see if anyone does EEOC law and give you a number :)

Proof that it matter not one FUCK what we wear. Sorry guys, you having trouble controlling your boners is not our problem.

I worked for a guy who told me flat-out that while I deserved a promotion, he couldn’t give it to me, because then I would “make more than the boys, and boys have to make more than girls.” He added that if I “could convince the boys to work harder, then [he] could give the boys raises, and when he gives the boys

I’m truly sorry you went through that. Sadly much of corporate behavior can be summed up by the following exchange “dude that chick wants to bone me” “she doesn’t want to bone you. she just happens to be attractive” “she doesn’t ? Fuck that bitch then. Fucking whore. Skip her for promotion and see how she likes that

I would still sue. However, I have been feeling rather litigious lately.

I wear sport bras with extra compression to work every single day of my life. ANd i’m only like a C.

I also have to lean into my hood at lot, and am wresting with equipment, kneeling on floor, reaching above my head, carrying heavy things, etc etc. It’s for everyone’s safety, not just mine, to keep them completely

Wow.