this movie sounds god damn amazing.

Same. I get why celebrities that seem a little too picture-perfect might be off-putting to some, but ffs if i was famous i’d be guarded as hell and try to project a perfect image too. It’s not a moral failing. (see also: Swift, Taylor)

This is going to replace “I was over served” for me.

Young servo was NOT wise with her credit cards

God I remember when Jenna first came on board at J Crew and it was genuinely awesome and fashion-forward-ish there for a while. I even got an ill-advised J. Crew credit card during that era.

Duke is only technically in North Carolina so I wouldn’t hold my breath. Maybe the NJ legislature will get involved somehow?

as a Tar Heel, Duke losing is actually more enjoyable and sexually satisfying than us beating Arkansas

It’s not funny. Not because it’s offensive. It’s just not funny. “Bro humps thing for laffs” what next, slipping on a banana peel.

I have been bleating this basically constantly

My money is on Chrissy Teigan to be the next person we all suddenly hate. She’s about due, I expect.

If we can’t hate on other women what’s the point of feminism!

Wow, this video worked on me, I am convinced now he’s definitely had the sex.

JFC, I’m so sorry that happened to you. I would also be totally okay with a law that says it’s legal to taser anyone who touches anyone else without consent. Fair’s fair. Keep your paws off me or else.

I KNEW my commitment to reality television would one day pay off

Perfect for all occasions

I love you too STANG

That one guy that keeps getting horny about the boobie statue!

I would say more of a Tamra

🎶 housewives intro music plays 🎶

We could all use a little of that these days