If there’s another of me running around I’ll have to find them and eat them. Nah it’s me! And we can definitely disagree on some things and still be pals 😘

I’m having trouble even figuring out where the joke is TBH. I mean even us fat hairy screechy old feminists care too much about our vaginas to subject them to burlap.

It’s only effective if you politely ask for rights while wiping jizz off your face in between blowjobs

What are you doing in your daily life that you have women screeching at you all the time? Might want to reconsider your choices my dude

I thought the joke was that our cunts were so withered and dry they couldn’t even GET moist? 🤔

try telling anyone, literally anyone, that you and/or your partner don’t use porn. people will lose their minds telling you you’re an idiot that no one can possibly exist without jerking it to porn regularly. It reaaaaallly upsets some people’s worldview when confronted with the fact that porn isn’t actually a…

Just rest easy knowing most of the world agrees with you and not with us.

I thought I was the only person who hated firework!

America’s First Family: Some of the Trumps Go To Washington

JFC.

Is Thiel in his cabinet yet? I’m sure he can find a job for him somewhere to handle his press problems.

I genuinely keep thinking this. That I may wake up and oh how we’ll laugh about my ridiculous fever dream.

it’s hilarious, no one takes it seriously. It’s ideal group-text-with-pals TV watching, that’s all.

I am startled at how happy I am for Clemson, but also as a NC native, Panthers fan and UNC alumni, I guess i’m just shocked that any good news at all is coming out of the Carolinas.

haha found youuuuu

As you know I don’t even know where things are in Texas so I got nothin to lose except more parts of the country I don’t understand

YEESSSSSSSS

So basically exactly what happened with HB2! Fun!

Yeah, I live in Charlotte, and basically we just want to secede from the state. Research Triangle, Wilmington, Asheville and Boone also welcome to join.

Around here even the conservative assholes who don’t care about LGBTQ rights are embarrassed, if not by the bigotry of the NC GOP than by the millions the state has lost over what amounts to a Pat McRory temper tantrum.