Oh man saying this on this website? [INSERT YOU IN DANGER GIRL DOT GIF]

I am honestly shocked I got this right

You are literally packed to the gills with horse bones

I completely agree with you from that perspective. It’s the equivalent of putting a SUPPORTIVE filter on your FB photo while actually not doing a damn thing to support whatever the cause of the moment happens to be.

it’s so funny b/c vegetarians and vegans (or anyone with ethically-based food restrictions) have this reputation for being super strident and loud about their views but I always found it to be the exact opposite. I went out of my WAY to not bring it up because people liked to argue with me about it. I genuinely hated…

I didn’t realize until just now that I dress like her. Not mad at it, either.

So I was a vegetarian for many years for moral reasons, and people always liked to sort of pick fights with me about it along the lines of “well you don’t eat meat, BUT I BET YOU EAT SKITTLES AND THEY’RE MADE WITH HORSE BONES*” or “UR SHOES HAVE LEATHER IN THEM I BET” or whatever. Which, I mean, they aren’t wrong, but…

I’m not on trial here

the Finns?

Thank u

At the end of the day, it seems we’re probably on the same side. Take care and eat something you love tonight :)

I have seen the movie maybe once and listened to the soundtrack one bazilllllion times!

Same. College Servo was ROCKED

I liked the soundtrack a whole bunch

God if i could ever love anything as much as dudes love their dicks. Altho considering all the privilege it offers them, can’t say I blame ‘em.

The ones who have been marinating in mom’s basement for years are especially fatty and delicious, like a well-marbled steak.

also if men were better at fucking we women wouldn’t be so cranky all the time. You’ve had a dick for all these years and still don’t know how to use it?

I dunno dude, people that commit the worst atrocities are usually not mentally stable. what a shitty situation.

Men aren’t terrible awful they have *some* positive qualities like being a tasty meal.