I honestly have no idea who that is but i assume she’s the one with boobs?

listen i grew up in the 2000s when the only acceptable body type for frat bros was anorexically thin with enormous fake tits. also anyone who is pretending christina hendricks isn’t sexy is having a deep internal struggle they should consider talking to someone about.

He’s a great music enthusiast, actually. He’s a great music enthusiast.

she is solidly douche-adjacent, is my verdict.

THIS WAS EXACTLY MY FIRST THOUGHT. when i heard they were remaking this, i was like, how? no one has tits anymore. and then i remembered the Rock!

a lot of drugs and denial is what I’m counting on

“RESTORE THE BAYWATCH BRAND” lol ok

I read this and just kept thinking, what if you were trump’s kid and also not an asshole! That would suck!

I completely agree

I couldn’t tell if that was an intentional joke or not and so have been sitting here waffling about whether to expose myself for the Soundgarden pedant that I am.

I cackled

Or harnessing the power of old people maybe. I can see why he’d think he was an expert in that, I guess!

Good lord, I know. I need a bunker with wine and books and Netflix that I don’t have to emerge from for a month.

This is sort of a weird observation that I’m going to try and articulate as best I can, but, having grown up in the south (albeit in a blue-ish part of it), I was never really exposed to overt racism until I spent time up north. I don’t think that’s because people down here aren’t racist (they obviously are, as they…

Not going to deny your experience one bit and won’t even pretend that I can compare. I will say the most overtly racist attitudes I’ve ever encountered were in the OC and in the northeast (NY, NJ, RI, MA). People who would dismiss the south as racist and ask me if I grew up in a trailer park one minute and the next…

It’s just this cognitive dissonance of “well if we can just pretend it’s just all these racist southern people causing problems I can hang on to my extra WOKE status for living in Brooklyn.” Sorry pal you have neighbors in Park Slope that are just as fucking racist as the rednecks in BFE Alabama.

The good old days! I’m envisioning an Oscars-like memorial slideshow with their names and best comments while “Where Have All the Flowers Gone” plays gently in the background.

I get really tired of people making the south the whipping boy for racism when this entire country is racist as hell. Yes even you, California.

That kind of attitude really doesn’t help. Racism exists everywhere.

I keep thinking this too. It’s been a shitty year generally and also an extremely shitty year for me personally and I keep thinking all my chickens are coming home to roost finally, irrational as that may sound.