girlllll. the twinja drama monster must be fed periodically and it finally came for me. I still get burners here threatening to doxx me (which is dumb because i’m the most easy-to-doxx person ever). it’s honestly so stupid and i miss y’all like hell.

Me: can’t remember my best friend’s actual birthday

LET’S NEVER STOP!

IM TRYING TO THINK OF A PUBIC HAIR JOKE AND COMING UP SHORT.

WHY CAN’T THEY JUST LET THINGS BEEEEEE

whatever fine ruin my early 2000s with this unnecessary reboot. I mean lol it has nothing to do with it being women lololol of course not it’s just that I preferred it when it was all penises so my masculinity didn’t have to feel weird and stuff and i’m just saying the trailer is bad.

ENERGY POLICY WIKIHOW

obviously what do you take me for

if trump can define what fossil fuel even means i’ll eat my hat.

you, sir, are a true gentleman!

LISTEN I KNOW.

You had me right up until that last one

also Step Brothers and Wedding Crashers. and so many references to the five love languages!

I really like Nick which is just proof that i have terrible taste in men.

as you know I appreciate words of affirmation

62%! also the one about Taylor’s fave fashion designer is wrong! (I know because i spent a lot of time making fun of it this morning.)

Lotus pods are the dang devil

flagged for trolling

I just try not to think about it and also stand really far away from the the drain

as an advocate it is my job to spread awareness!