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seems like a fitting 2016 sports story to me.

I have a fear of my own drain and shower head, which both have too many dang holes if you ask me.

WHAT HAVE I DONE

IT’S TERRIFYING

I found out I have two new phobias this year: trypophobia and whatever this is.

This is alarmingly completely accurate

“so that they won’t write tell-all books about the nefarious inner workings of his campaign”

*slow clap*

Omg are you me. Extremly same. I read the Anne books again as an adult not too long ago!

Random but I just read through the entire series again post-election (and even some pottermore kindle singles) and am now bereft. Halfway considering just starting over again immediately. It was so comforting.

Knowing me I’d get secretly into it TBH

YOU GO TOO FAR

Same on all accounts. I am ashamed.

Did a double-take thinking this was about Selena Gomez and am now considering how best to punish myself.

Haven’t seen one episode but I still feel perfectly confident in saying the name of that show is so, so awful. It sounds like the name of a fake show that characters on a real show would watch.

I mean I’m not going to defend the biebs but if I start getting moralistic about all the shitty songs I like I may as well delete my Spotify

Honestly that whole dumb album is great and I hate myself but oh well. I’m getting too old to care.

yes but I am extremely tiny w/raccoon hands and will bite if need be. COME AT ME

don’t act like what?

That song is such a banger and I will fight anyone who disagrees. FIGHT TO THE DEATH!