Came here to say I’m p sure 21 Pilots was created when fun. used a killing curse on somebody and made a horcrux.

Oh Fuck yes. Honestly my next request is Caity’s TGI Friday’s adventure into a show.

After my parents got divorced when I was a teen my mom and I watched SO MUCH LIFETIME. It’s been my go-to comfort-watch ever since. Nothing like laying in the bed with a hangover watching lifetime originals.

I miss the days when Lifetime was delightfully unaware and didn’t foist this meta “lol we know we’re crap” stuff on us. The real crap was so much better.

But but. There’s porn. Why. I’m not saying you’re wrong I just don’t UNDAAAHSTAAAND

It’s so fashiony tho I’m surprised dudes would even pretend to enjoy it. Never underestimate the capabilities of dudes to demonstrate their boners for other dudes, though, I guess!

Every time this show happens I wonder briefly: who watches this? And then promptly forget about it for a year.

Lol sadly I’m one of those people who pretend to use snapchat filters ironically but really I’m doing unironically 😩. But you can still sit here as long as you’re willing to ignore my dog filter! I have a lot of other good qualities I promise!

2016 strikes a-fucking-gain.

I hear ya. I am an OLD millennial

SAME. and i’m like. “please maybe don’t have a hashtag. may i write a naughty limerick for you instead?”

this almost makes me want to like wedding hashtags. ALMOST.

LET THE BOOZE AND SALT FLOW THRU US

Me, reading this review: wow, sounds good, i’ve always been a big fan of dystopian lit

Cute wedding hashtags: the latest in a long line of things I scorn for no reason.

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Even my devious little heart was impressed to all hell! I get actually giddy showing it to people

i keep trying to turn people on to it by showing them specific episodes (MAINLY THE ONE WHERE STASSI TRIES TO TEXT JAX PRETENDING TO BE YOU-KNOW-WHO ABOUT YOU-KNOW-WHAT) but i think you really just had to get in at the beginning to appreciate it.

They’re all terrible but Tom 2 is also terrible in his own special way. He’s playing the adorably-inept card and refusing to stick up for his long-time girlfriend over and over. I don’t know about y’all, but if one of my frenemies called me fat to my face and then my boyfriend, who was RIGHT THERE, was like “eh maybe…

Thank GOD someone appreciated this