I’m IN.

especially if the eggnog was made in someone else’s home and given to me, thus requiring even less effort on my part. Come to think of it, don’t they sell it in cartons in the grocery store? /researches

Think he references her giving head in any of ‘em?

Right. It’s a cycle of “they don’t want to understand us, so we won’t care about THEM, they don’t like us, so we won’t like THEM!”

this is extremely accurate

We’re only newsworthy down here when some redneck does something racist, come on now, you know that!

<3

And yet, it took me until recently to truly believe that you really, really, REAAAAAALLY need to be careful about who you trust on the internet. But I’m more naive than most also.

LMAO this is delightful!

INDEED. I’ve seen her live standup a few times and always found her very, very funny. I also really enjoyed her show on Bravo.

Like half of the time I am only pretending to look at my phone to avoid interacting with people like THAT. mind your dang business lady. Sheesh.

Did you ever watch her Bravo show? There is an episode where she dresses up as a rat to scare her dogs from trying to escape the yard and it is INSANELY HILARIOUS.

Oh I don’t hate her, either! I also think it’s just one of those Jez things where one day everyone loves Taylor Swift and then we’re all supposed to hate her, one day we’re making fun of Kim K and the next she’s a feminist icon, etc.

this is entirely fair.

This is true, but I am speaking as someone who is a douchey phone user, so my opinion doesn’t count for much. JUST LET ME LIVE, WORLD.

hmphh. a likely story!

My guess is he’s super private about his nudes.

I used to be a pretty big fan of hers, actually. Shtick wears a little thin after a while though.

I don’t know which is worse, the pussy posse or loving his mom. Have you ever met a douche who DIDNT love his mom, I ASK YOU?

I’m still okay with it b/c Leo sucks. Evens out.