GET OFF MY DANG LAWN

I mean I’m southern too, and it’s entirely possible that what I tweeted was inflammatory and rude because I wanted the Panthers to win, but I have to say I was not expecting being a race traitor to be the main accusation thrown at me 😹

Like the amount of people (not American people and also not white people, or so their avatars indicated which honestly doesn’t mean a whole lot I suppose) telling me I should be thankful I was a white girl and shouldn’t be betraying my own race. It’s a scary world out there fam.

Dude last year I got mad and drunk during the super bowl and called Peyton Manning a white man on Twitter (which he is) and was called a self-hating white cuck cunt bitch for DAAAAYYYS

THANK YOU. masturbation and internet mockery are all I dang have

I just want to mock in peace okay

dear god, yes. I have a list all ready to go!

What we need is a challenge where people do something like throw ice on their heads.

Everything is trash come sit with me and my dog on the couch and we shall drink and eat pastries.

oh like that movie right

While this is all wonderful I’m sort of annoyed I have to let go of my long-standing irrational dislike of Hamilton, a musical I have never seen. GDI.

I find this so incredibly cathartic

Same but I will require a fee for them to have the privilege.

So I think we can safely assume what Low Hanging Fruit refers to in your case 🤔

Oh shit, really? Fucking hell. 2016 is taking literally everything away from me. GOD DAMN.

The point is to make fun of people who think men need a special holiday. That’s it.

they’d coordinate with his orangeness pretty well actually

oh shit i assume these are child-sized so today is finally the day my tiny baby hands come in useful!

Damn, Paris, you were juuuuuuust at that sweet point of culture irrelevancy where you started to seem cute and nostalgic instead of horrifying. WELCOME BACK.

i have a really cute pair of NBs that i spent the last year using as evidence that they weren’t just for nerdy white dads and now my entire body of work on this matter is in the toilet.