JULIANNE DID YOU ALSO LEARN THE BABY CARROT THING ON AN EPISODE OF AERIAL AMERICA!?

/hastily cancels order of 2017 calendars of selfie nudes for all of my many lovers

We elected the equivalent of a poo-slinging toddler so stains are part of the deal unfortunately.

I am running out of new and fresh ways to describe just how awful this is, so let me be blunt: This is terrifying and bad. We’re fucked.

word.

I can’t stop staring at Cara’s enormous boob armor plates.

Right. Maybe I’ll feel differently a month from now but at the moment I have zero interest in being conciliatory and working with these monsters.

lol love you Barack but no we don’t. Our fellow citizens are racist, sexist assholes. And the ones who aren’t racist and sexist are at a minimum incredibly selfish and self-serving and they can all get fucked.

this is a good point. let’s fight aggressively about it.

THANK YOU. the increase in the amount of ranting and raving about “divisive politics” and “i thought feminism was about EQUALITY not female SUPERIORITY” posts i have seen on social media over the last few days. Jaysus. And the justification always is “well as a white man i had nothing to do with what white men did 100…

thank u it’s as close as i will come to ever producing decent Yorkshire pudding

It’s like the Brexit people who voted for Britain to leave and then went “oh durrrr shite* we didn’t think it would happen! whoops! oh well!”

As usual, you articulate what I have been simmering with all day briefly and brilliantly. /shares this a million times on social media in lieu of all the inarticulate posts I deleted before

I dunno it kind of makes things spicier for me personally, but then i also enjoy hate sex

[thinking emoji]

Why would the power structure be relevant in a situation involving males in private speaking about women in sexual ways?

so are mine /sharpens claws, gives you knowing glance

/pauses obsessively social-media stalking everyone anyone i’ve ever dated has connected with on social media

“you’re so much bigger than him sweetie I PROMISE” *sighs internally*

Girl same except when you suddenly realize you might be too good for him.