Penis rights AND lefts, can’t discriminate based on how they hang yo.

Yet another instance in which I wish boobs were capable of cringing and/or actively darting out of the way

Ugh but if I start believing women I might also have to acknowledge they’re more than just flesh bags that my boner assigns a rating to :(

In mah dreaaaaamz

Omg yes except I wouldn’t survive.

Whatev if I was Gigi hot i’d do awkward mom dancing down the runway and dare anyone to say a word

So basically just our normal Tuesday routine

Yesssssss *bounces up and down* the only time of year I actively wish I had more paranormal trauma to share with my internet pals

Aside from all of the other obvious awfulness: “Rudia”

Same

Honestly I prefer us rats ❤️

Correct. I was being glib and then quickly went, Well fuck NVM most assholes don’t even need this minimum of motivation.

My thoughts on The Girl on the Train are thus: someone trying to make Emily blunt an uggo v my actual face.

I love this story so fucking much

Right? and the thing is, I usually have no problem being a crazy person. I RELISH IT. one time I threw a bag of dog poop at a catcaller in a car, a highlight of my life TBH. Which is what makes it even stranger to me than when someone actually, literally, invades my personal space I’ve never been able to just go…

Every time I read YET ANOTHER of these accounts, I recall all the times I got actively and (often times) *vocally* pissed and aggressive at people for jumping lines, talking in movies, cutting me off in traffic, whatever. And yet the times when a dude grabbed my ass or tits or whatever in a bar, or at a concert, or on…

Ugh they are both so fucking gross

I used to watch the tv broadcast of his show as a teen which fucking horrifies me now.

As a noted mascot enthusiast* this disappoints me biggly.

you know, it’s so strange to me that I completely blipped right over that one, considering it’s the one i am most likely to experience personally.