Honestly what we need, in this genre, is CATS. Think about it. You can’t make fun of CATS. CATS already knows your jokes.

I am envisioning you shoving their mouths full of trash as soon as the “the” in “the” Ohio state university attempts to come out of their mouths.

“They’re Gonna Keep Kneeling As Long As They Have Cameras Right In Their Face”

yeah true just the mere suggestion that I have a vagina also garners a lot of hate TBH.

Oh no doubt! I didn’t meant to sincerely discount anyone’s experience.

i’d argue that falls under the religious category

Show me a hate crime that isn’t racially or religiously motivated, honestly.

But even less violence!

Yes. And while we’re at it honestly why are we so focused on human-based AI we should be making friendly AI tigers we can ride around.

i can’t think of a historical one, I just want to go to a utopia where animals talk and want me to be friends with them.

I had a v desperate need to go on Wild & Crazy Kids

Their audience has got to be mostly old ass Millennials like me by now, they should do a Made just for old people whose youthful dreams have died.

bb servo would have been like “what can I say I want to be that will result in the most new swag courtesy of MTV?”

Is this where I can whine about my fruitless attempts to find a very specific episode of Made.

counterpoint: YES WE DO B/C I WANT IT*

Extremely same. One of my tattoos is the result of a dream I had during a period of deep depression - I dreamed I was letting my daemon (a little blackbird, in the dream) die due to lack of care. It it was INTENSE and honestly made me turn my life around. The idea of your soul as another being you take care of, and it…

Blackbirds are so awesome and I’m jealous. I have a blackbird tat and he means so much to me! Of course someone as awesome as you would get that though TBH 😘❤️

re: Golden Compass, as soon as I saw Pine Marten was an option I wasn’t satisfied with anything I got on my three (cheating) tries.

Agree. I don’t like giving him any credit for anything but he seemed much more like old-school normal Pat than the loon he’s turned into (or pretended to turn into) since moving to Raleigh.

I actually watched his interview in awe that he didn’t take the opportunity to rib the city of Charlotte for this.