You’d think by the time they’re performing at the Met, opera singers would be able to find the right pitch without the assistance of in-house staff.

There’s a lot of CTE going on within this exchange.

You couldn’t go back if you wanted to. Try to keep up.

That is seriously is the worst wording of a line of questioning I have ever seen. Even worse than the wording of my prior sentence that I won’t go back and correct.

Because she said she didn’t find him attractive. That’s the entire thing.

“Ugh I’m too full to jerk off. Ate too much sushi, brother”

An actual editor would have caught that.

Two and a half minutes in, his arm falls off. Mark my words.

Huge contradiction in the headline, Nick. I mean, seriously, Deadspin editor?

depending on if you’re one of the North Carolinians that who overpaid for your undergraduate education or one of the Northeastern private schoolers that who couldn’t make the cut at Yale

Marvin Lewis, awkwardly perched, like he’s about to be unseated, but grimly hanging on.

So, Matt Patricia is just Fat Mac in a Tommy Bahama shirt, correct?

“Goddammit, why is Marvin Lewis in this fucking picture?”

I am now 90% sure the Lions new coach eats people.

Matt Nagy looks like he dressed too casually for a fancy steak restaurant and the maitre d’ had to get him a jacket AND pants.

Awwwww, Lil’ Gruden!

Lumpy Old Men

Bob Kraft lent his private plane to survivors of the Parkland school shooting and their families, so they could attend the march/ rally in DC.

His eyebrow game is strong!

Try thinking about baseball.