Why, are there more shockingly prescient comparisons to our current president later in the book?

The best part of this tweet is we all know exactly who you’re talking about 

Being in the blacks seems very important to you. Maybe spend less time hyperventilating about your super important comments being seen and try and figure out why it is you need your opinion validated so badly by strangers in the form of tiny little stars

Nobody took away your ability to post here genius, notice how when you posted to whine about being back in the greys it went through? Hence you still have the ability to post. And how does it “speak ill of me” that I come to the snarky news blog for my snarky news? It’s ok don’t bother answering your response won’t be…

Go hang out on the Reuters website then. Posts like these are exactly why I come to Splinter. You know it is possible for people to get their news and info from more than one source right?

What the fuck is this word salad? Climb back in your pile of rubbish you dumpster person 

Our organization built solely for harassing immigrants has become too bureaucratic to properly harass immigrants so we’d like to separate the pencil pushers from the baby kidnappers so we can increase the efficiency with which we destroy lives

Kind of like how the Waffen SS was an offshoot if the regular Schutzstaffel

Never aim for the middle wall of the urinal, aim for one of the slanted sides and never worry about splash back again

No you’re thinking of Godfather 2, that’s the one with the casino

Oh for fucks sake, he managed to remember THE LAST SERIES OF PLAYS before he came out of the game with 7 minutes left, pouted on the bench, and then left the bench(and his team) early like a crybaby. This does not make him a genius, or the GOAT. ESPECIALLY WHEN HE CANT REMEMBER THE NAME OF HIS OWN TEAMMATES.

“But they’re also not people that would easily assimilate into the United States, into our modern society. They’re overwhelmingly rural people. In the places they come from, fourth-, fifth-, sixth-grade educations are kind of the norm.”

Have you ever seen a Garbage Plate? Healthy is a swear word up there

I’m convinced KellyAnne gave Trump a Lewinski in the Oval Office, her husband found out and that caused his Twitter meltdown

His name is Dom. As in Dominican Friars, the order who started Providence College

Please post the multiple times you’ve done it then as proof

We haven’t seen this much destruction since the last liberal wave hit town

Yea “industry beef” will always be more enthralling to the people directly affected by it, but these aren’t some Hollywood actors quibbling over who got the bigger trailer. This is the Paper of Record ostensibly silencing it’s journalists in the name of provocative content. It’s pretty gross and definitely worthy of a…

“In part it’s that such violence is too difficult for some people to square with their understanding of the world, and they’d rather send death threats to teenagers than admit we’re letting so many American children die.”

I see where you’re coming from but it’s newsworthy that a journalist has to self censor for fear of reprisal from his employer while his colleague gets to go into unhinged twitter troll mode against his coworkers with impunity and without the “tattling” this very well may have fallen through the cracks given…