Will it give me incredible athletic powers, like the fiddler crab that lives in James Harden’s beard?

Nothing screams “I belong to a more intelligent race” like using your own picture on the barely-pseudonymous Twitter account you use to post white nationalist nonsense.

Just not sure I agree with Bill Polian on him converting to wide receiver

It’s nice of Georgia to remove Atlanta from the running for Amazon HQ2.

For all the conservatives talk of “freedumbs” and “land of the free”, anytime someone uses their “freedom of speech”, or “free market choice”, to stand up and tell them what they don’t want to hear, they sure do hate it and do everything in their power to punish them for it.

So basically, what he’s saying is, “Watch out, BIG PHARMA CEOs!”

Did you misplace it when you lost your self-awareness too? It’s 2018 and a TV show based on his books has been the biggest show on TV for a decade.

Uncle Jon’s Band

We heard you the first time.

Touch of Greyscale

How dare his legions of fans dare speak their desires that he finish the story he began?

I sincerely hate this continuing series of posts and I hope that GRRM dies, decades from now, without ever releasing the final book just to deeply upset you all.

This is the big break calzones have been looking for!

People hate Phil Collins, but I’ve yet to meet a person who did not enjoy Easy Lover. I probably wouldn’t hang out with anybody that miserable.

Motherfuckers that want to get their shit wrekt.

You heard what he said!

You Just Don’t Care Any More.

They are a testament to what public schools can produce if students have support at home and in well-funded schools.

The modern Internet needs more Al Bundy references.