That’s just the invisible hand of the free, natural, market right there!

He’s be HIGH AS BALLS.

Coke fiend?

Maybe it has stuff about cars in it.

It’s hard to sleep at night when you’re haunted by the disgusting things you do every day.

Luxembourg: The Delaware of Europe.

Ugh. I’d get you for that, but I have to take a nap first.

Hi, Steve!

Not what’s happening here; check the final quote in the article—he’s going to be working Fortnite terms into a Chemistry exam, not the other way around.

...reading the entire article, evidently the kind of thing a person looking for a quick, cheap shot doesn’t do.

What if he stole a Billion Lines?

Well that is great news!

“The suffering of schoolchildren: YAWN.

You’re right. Cronyism actually exists outside of a hadron collider.

Stealing that line from Bob Dylan just makes you a thief.

Fuck Luxembourg, the goddamn dime-store knockoff Liechtenstein.

Welp - Went into the greys to look at responses. I don’t know why I did that.

Separated at birth.

I don’t get why you dumb libtards try and take the things he says he’ll do and use his actual past actions to refute them.