Fire your editor. You have three extraneous words on the end of that headline.

Why be a Kwan when you can be a Kardashian?

I mean I get that he’s not just a guy.

I can’t imagine how fast the noose would get tied if I had to worry about “access to Marco Rubio”

Teens have changed.

Maggie is an infant with no concept of politics

Vincent Adultman?

What a fucking dork this guy is.

....Joffrey?

Traffic? More cars.
Opioid epidemic? More drugs.
Hyperventilating? More oxygen.
Overcrowding in schools? More students.
Drowning in credit card debt? More purchases.

How have we missed Adding more of the problem until you reach a solution when it was right there in front of us this whole time?

She is also now pregnant.

Thankfully it was blurred out on the Japanese broadcast, so no one at home saw how dreadful it truly was.

The summer olympics in Tokyo probably won’t have too many ice sports. The winter olympics in Beijing in 2022 are probably more likely to have ice related sports.

MORE JETER ASS-EATING ARTICLES!

Yea grow up Deadspin! MORE JETER ASS-EATING ARTICLES!

Really Deadspin? It’s come to this? Articles about whether or not two ice dancers are fucking? Whatever happened to the good old days when we’d get articles about whether or not KD and Westbrook were fucking?

She stated that she started to feel the costume falling apart, and “I prayed.”

zee neep sleep

What did you think this was a reboot of?!? ☺