Well, he’s already blaming the neighbors and classmates for missing all the signs....

I hope you get eaten by hogs, you dumb fuck.

Nah, you know what? I’m not going to have a good night, you fucking asshole. You know why? Because 17 FUCKING CHILDREN ARE DEAD AND YOUR HERE ARGUING THAT WE SHOULDNT TRY TO STOP THIS FROM HAPPENING BECAUSE YOU LIKE YOUR LITTLE FUCKING GUN.

“We need to change gun laws so fewer kids are murdered” is only “politics” because of assholes like you.

it was dumb as fuck then too.

“Not building some stupid wall for billions of dollars that has nothing to do with our safety, but actually protecting us from what truly is dangerous.”

To be fair, Bill is always on Holliday.

Christ, imagine the sensitivity training class filled with a bunch of Massholes....

Sounds like advertisers are the biggest snowflakes of all.

Especially that sneaky s.o.b. Y: PICK A SIDE GOD DAMMIT!

I’m sorry, but if we have to over-politicize everything, life just sucks. Can we just enjoy this and forget about the politics of the school? You know what? Practically every college and university in the US sucks for one reason or another. If we nitpick and focus on the flaws of the administration, then we can not…

“to the composer’s surprise”

On the contrary. Neither Dallas nor Braden is a name.

Nope. Her father is a sociopath. Her brother is a sociopath. She is most certainly a sociopath. She is a true believer. She hates America, she hates Democracy, and she sure as shit hates the press asking her questions about her or her bosses methods. She does her job “well” because she agrees 100% with the decisions…

Or, and I know this is a tough pill to swallow, she’s a complicit shit-gibbon just like every other member of this administration.

This article is wrong.

So many of these I’ve never heard before! This is my current favorite:

The Human Victor Cigar should be reserved exclusively for Brian Scalabrine.

German Race Car