tomonomics
Thomas Donohue
tomonomics

I’m hoping that Porsche fucks with you all and there’s a Lego car underneath. You know, with rounded Legos.

The Purple Turtle normally doesn’t open until 11 AM...I hope they let the poor chap in early for a proper pint.

To not remember where you soberly parked your ~$125,000 car is a bit concerning to me. Call me skeptical, but to be so obliterated drunk that you forget even what street you were on also leads me to believe there are other parts of the story missing along with his memory. He ‘did the responsible thing’? So when he

Thank kinja refuses to post....

That video would have been much better if there were 300 sailors hiking off the port side.

The rear was modeled after one of the earlier concept drawings.

It did debut at $39,980. The interior of the concept was way cooler on the concept. I’m biased, but I think they did a good job on the car overall.

As far as concepts go, I think the 986 production model wasn’t as far away from the original design compared to most concept cars. There’s a guy who took a Boxster S and made it into a similar prototype. New wheels, custom bumper, lowering kit.....not bad.

You can probably get this one for $12,000 if you bargain.

Are we going to find out ten years from now that Bosch was using very small people to drive the cars, hidden away in the trunk so that it appeared the car was driving itself?

Nah.....I’d rather bid on the stock 964 Turbo for about the same money.

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Don’t all (most?) new drop-tops allow you to operate the roof at speeds under ~20 mph? One of the first things I upgraded in my 986 Boxster was a relay that allowed me to open/close the top while I was moving.

There’s already an Elvis-owned

He bought it. It was a gift for Melania....note the bow on top. (larger image attached)

I wonder if there’s a loophole for cars like the Mercedes McLaren SLR. Because rich people.

You won’t have to wait long. This Saturday, the next rare air-cooled Porsche racer will get over $2 million...

On the bright side, there are now a few extra acres of oceanfront property for someone to build on. Don’t think someone hasn’t already started a zoning application....

Abandoned track...trees...mountains. It probably the old Oesterreichring (now the Red Bull Ring). Except it’s overseas...and isn’t dirt.